How to Good-Bye Depression
by Hiroyuki Nishigaki · first published 2000
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"I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make #### three times in succession without drawing out.In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his
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This is suspiciously low quality for the top of HN. That said, I do recommend "How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? Or Effective Way?"
on “Show HN: Weird Books to Read” ↗A similarly unintentional comedy in translation was a book I found several years ago that I believe was an autotranslation: "How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?". The amazon reviews are similarly hilarious. https://www.amazon.com/How-Good-bye-Depression-Constrict-Eve...
on “English as She Is Spoke” ↗Not going to lie, all i can think of reading your comment is the book "How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?" https://www.amazon.com/How-Good-bye-Depression-Constrict-Eve... Good read for all them anus clencher fanatics I suppose
on “Could face and voice recognition become the new 'phrenology'?” ↗There's a bunch of background on the book at Everything2: https://everything2.com/title/How+to+Good-Bye+Depression%253... (and the title is thoroughly mashed up and reused across the site for comedic effect)
on “English as She Is Spoke” ↗