Deep Thoughts
by Jack Handey · first published 1992
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Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
on “Why I Quit Being So Accommodating (1922)” ↗"If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming." Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
on “Unplanned Freefall? Some Survival Tips (2001)” ↗